We are entering into the craziest of times in our house... the months of November and December. I have 2 kid birthdays and 2 big holidays and it totally stresses me out. But THIS YEAR I am NOT going it let it get to me. It will be fun! We will make good memories! Noone will end up in the hospital! Moving on...
Allie is OBSESSED with her birthday. She talks about it all the time. Since everyone has been asking me what the "theme" is I will let you in on a little secret. The "theme" is... birthday party. Womp Womp. But totally easy to plan!
So anyway back to my post. Allie talks about her birthday all the time, and what we will do, and who we are inviting, and will there be ice cream sandwiches and cake tweese mommy tweese?
Anyway, under no circumstances can you break the rules of Allie's birthday parties. These are the ones she throws herself upstairs in the playroom. Punishment is torment by tantrum. And if you are her little sister, you risk bodily injury.
You will receive a handwritten invitation. Do not come until Allie tells you to though.
She is busy preparing for the festivities and there is a method to her madness so don't touch anything.
You sit in the seat she tells you to sit in. Emmy must be restrained in a parents lap. You may think this looks like a hug, but it was Allie trying to throw Emmy to the ground.
Specifically for Emmy: Do not touch anything.
Do not eat until Allie sings a prayer.
Cupcakes are to be eaten last. And Emmy stop touching things!
No you cannot be excused. Ever.
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!?!??!!
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